Me: I'm letting you know that I wasn't abducted and sold on the black market
Mom: Did u ever read the O. Henry story titled Ransom of Red Chief...
Me: Oh you are hilarious
Mom: Besides you would be sold on the white market.
P.S. People, if you don't know the story of Ransom of Red Chief then I don't know what to tell you. Your education in English lit was seriously lacking. It also means you probably don't know The Gift of the Magi either which just pains me to even think about.
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