I'm still pregnant.
I guess this baby is nice and cozy in there. I tried to shake him/her up by putting an insane amount of red pepper flakes in our dinner last night. Reenie, you would have died. All I succeeded in doing was pissing this baby off. I had to deal with crazy gymnastics for a good hour or so while trying to fall asleep.
I've been getting a lot of questions lately. So here goes. This is all I know.
Baby will be born sometime between right now and next Friday. It will be a human. Caucasian. If not, then I have some serious explaining to do, don't I? LennyKravitzILoveYou. Either a boy or girl. We do not have names picked out. C'mon, did you think we would? We have a running list. Frankly, even if we did have names picked out we wouldn't be telling anyone. As an aside, whenever I ask husband about names he responds that we will name the baby, "Jerome". This is regardless if baby is a boy or girl. Not sure what to do with that.
Alright, my loved ones. If it seems like I am ignoring you a bit this week, well, I am. And I'm about to ignore you even more. While I do very much appreciate all of you who have checked in, husband and I are going to take these next days (week?) to focus on us and prepare (ha, ha) for the little one about to come into our lives. I'm signing off until this baby is born. Unless you paid my college tuition or had college tuition paid by the same people as me then you won't be hearing from me in any format. You can try to bug husband, but under normal circumstances he only answers texts, emails and messages via the Facebook about 30% of the time. So good luck with that.
See you on the flip side. xoxo.
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