the result of getting dressed for work when 16 weeks pregnant

Husband: "Were you injured?"

Me: "Huh?"

Husband: "Were you injured?"

Me: "Injured? What are you talking about?"

Husband: "When the bomb went off in our bedroom this morning"



Update: Guess I should amend the title of this post to "17 weeks" after my last OB appointment. 18 weeks here I come.